Happy Birthday, Charlie


Tomorrow my husband, Charlie (yes, I have taken over his FB) will turn 38. 38!!

God, were old. Anyway…since we agreed on no gifts this year…this is for him:


You’ve taken me for granted

or so you have said

And, yes, you take up

too much space on the bed


But it’s me as well

rarely showing appreciation

So I will take this moment now

for your celebration


If you were not here

my car would have no gas

The garbage would stink

And think of the grass!


The oil goes where?

Why is it cold?

The lights went out

and no one to scold!


You truly do love me

like nobody has

Even when I freak out

and act like a spaz


You tell me I’m beautiful

when I look like a dog

You’re cool about the shit

I write on my blog


You’re generous, hard working

you’re strong and you’re kind

And even though I don’t admit it

You are truly a find


Never leave, die or get lost

please…seriously dude

For if you weren’t here

I’d be totally screwed


About Heather Rayne

I am a mom, wife, writer, volunteer, eater of food, lover of animals and avid TV enthusiast. I am opinionated, honest, compassionate and sensitive. I can also be difficult, hard headed and emotional. I consider myself to have a great sense of humor and am very attracted to that in others. I am striving to live an authentic life. I am attempting to learn how to find happiness in the now. I always have hope to be a better person. That being said - I can be vulgar, negative and even a little bitchy at times. I say what I mean and my filter is often dysfunctional. With me, what you see is what you get. I have strong opinions and am quick to speak my mind. This can cause problems from time to time but I do not ever intend to hurt or offend anyone. With that - be warned. I do hope you enjoy my site. Thanks for visiting and have a swell day.

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