Rob’s Sports Poem

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You watch these cars circle with fumes filling the air

You cheer for teams who don’t even care

 

Touchdown, goal, jump shot or homerun

Its all so boring, can you hand me a gun

 

We pretend to get it, show excitement and enjoy

But most of us gals simply think, ‘Silly boy’

 

At a hockey game once a guy got hit with a puck

I bet the first words when he came to were “Oh fuck!”

 

That HAD to hurt, though I did kinda snicker

More entertaining than watching refs bicker

 

So he slides into home or runs one hundred miles

So they make goals with their heads and land in men piles

 

What’s the big deal? Who really cares?

Do we get paid for that guy’s dares?

 

Sports are no fun for me at least

I suppose that makes me sound like a beast

 

The Packers, Brewers or whatever who

I could care less – now turn on something new

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About Heather Rayne

I am a mom, wife, writer, volunteer, eater of food, lover of animals and avid TV enthusiast. I am opinionated, honest, compassionate and sensitive. I can also be difficult, hard headed and emotional. I consider myself to have a great sense of humor and am very attracted to that in others. I am striving to live an authentic life. I am attempting to learn how to find happiness in the now. I always have hope to be a better person. That being said - I can be vulgar, negative and even a little bitchy at times. I say what I mean and my filter is often dysfunctional. With me, what you see is what you get. I have strong opinions and am quick to speak my mind. This can cause problems from time to time but I do not ever intend to hurt or offend anyone. With that - be warned. I do hope you enjoy my site. Thanks for visiting and have a swell day.

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