“Ladies and Gentlemen…My Sister is a Whore”

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Today has been a really hard day. I am on day 3 with no Cymbalta. I thought I was doing okay withdrawal-wise…but the dizziness and emotional craziness hit me this morning like a ton of bricks. I feel like I am standing in a canoe in the middle of a very wavy, rocky river. And I have been crying at the drop of  hat. Besides that…I am ok. LOL.  I will be happy when this is over and I can start to feel normal (crossing fingers AND knocking on wood)….

Anyway, even being in such a poopy mood today, the following had me in tears laughing so hard. I have not laughed like that in a while. It is so wrong…but it is also SOOO funny (as long as they’re not your kids, right??!!). Anyway – kid had beer in his room…sister narked to his parents…he got grounded for 3 months…he found a way to get serious revenge by finding the paper below hidden in sis’s room…enjoy…

 

 

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About Heather Rayne

I am a mom, wife, writer, volunteer, eater of food, lover of animals and avid TV enthusiast. I am opinionated, honest, compassionate and sensitive. I can also be difficult, hard headed and emotional. I consider myself to have a great sense of humor and am very attracted to that in others. I am striving to live an authentic life. I am attempting to learn how to find happiness in the now. I always have hope to be a better person. That being said - I can be vulgar, negative and even a little bitchy at times. I say what I mean and my filter is often dysfunctional. With me, what you see is what you get. I have strong opinions and am quick to speak my mind. This can cause problems from time to time but I do not ever intend to hurt or offend anyone. With that - be warned. I do hope you enjoy my site. Thanks for visiting and have a swell day.

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