Monthly Archives: April 2005

Arrested Development


For two seasons I have looked forward to and enjoyed every episode of Arrested Development – on Fox Sundays at 7:30 central.  I have been hearing vicous rumors of its cancellation. Like a punch in the gut, this leaves me feeling irked.  And the thing is, I know exactly why this may happen. Stupid people. Yes, once again the stupid people of America are ruining my freakin day.

Arrested Development is truly one of the most clever, brightest, freshest shows I have seen in years. I simply cannot think of a sitcom that has made me almost pee such as this one.  The humor these writers pocess is so multi layered. I cannot believe their heads do not explode from all that talent.  On the surface, the show has almost this slapstick, goofy type of humor. But to the audience member who is payng a bit more attention, the wit is much deeper and shrewd than the average viewer.  This is why I believe the show is not being watched. I think people don’t ‘get it’ for all that it is. People arent paying attention.

PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE! Turn off the WB…quit watching those retarded teeny bopper soap operas…and do you really need to see another decapitated corpse being autopsied?

Give thought a chance.

Let your brain laugh.

Watch Arrested Development.

Thank you.



Toilet Seats


Let’s talk about public restrooms for a moment. Having been pregnant and thus being cursed with a bladder with the capacity of a thimble, I often am doomed to the usage of various public restrooms. Stores, restaurants, gas stations, you name it…I’ve peed there. When I see the women going in and out of these bathrooms I get the perception that, for the most part, these women are respectable and good natured. Wow. Can looks be deceiving!! What self respecting woman can leave a used tampon on the floor? What sophisticated lady could possibly leave dribbles of pee on the seat? And how many charming gals find it acceptable to ignore the floaters they leave behind?? Sorry. Graphic I know. But someone needs to make a stand! Why can’t we all do our part to make our pee pee breaks as pleasant as possible? Flush those toliets ladies! Sit on the seat, do not hover..I promise, nothing will jump up and grab ya. If you drop something, pick it up. And for Gods sake, wash your hands!! If we all ban together we can overcome the nauseating nature that has become our public restrooms. Are ya with me Ladies? Now, if you will excuse me..that diet Pepsi is running right through me 🙂